Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Sundot, Pindot, Hubot Hubad!

Aler! Kamustasa kalabasa? Oks ba kayo? Di ko alam kung holiday sa pinas since di naman nicecelebrate yun sa aking work. Basta may pasok ako. Well anyway, for today, book review naman tayo. hehehehe.

Ang libro ay binili ko last monday nung ako ay nag-restday. Ito ay may balot na kulay green dahil ang libro ay berde!!! It's so green! Hahahaha.


Ang libro ay collection ng mga green text jokes (base sa book cover). So malamang sa alamang ay knows nio na ang libro ay may temang di naaangkop sa mga batang magbabasa. More than rated PG ang book na ito kaya naman di to pede sa mga baby, toddlers, grade school.... Siguro pede na HS, college, may-asawa, nagsawa na, gurang at bangkay. lols.


ANg libro ay nagkakahalaga ng P150. At mabibili sa mga National Bookstore. Naks... Promotion ito? ahahaha. Nakakatawa yung iba tas may mga jokes na syempre so-so lang kasi maaaring nabasa nio na sa mga forwarded green jokes.

Heto sample ng natawa ako: (kung mataas ang laughter level nio baka makornihan kayo).

Priest: How many wives do you have?
Man: 16, Father!
Priest: Why so many?
Man: 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse. kumpleto po yan!

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At the Sex Shop:
Girl: Excuse me, where are the vibrators? 
Clerk: Sa wall po naka-display.
Girl: Okay, I'll buy the big red one.
Clerk: Mam, Fire Extinguisher po yan!

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Little Girl: Mommy, I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mom: You mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.

Ang libro ay okay sa bulsa at pwede na sa humor. Ang cute ng illustrations ng mga spermies at egg cells na nagwewentuhan. hahaha. 8.5/10

Woooops, hanggang dito na lang muna. TC!
Posted by khantotantra at 5:57 AM
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 30, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Buzztoast! hahahaha!! nakaka intrigang title!

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  2. AkoniNovember 30, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    ganito libro ang mga gusto ko...pakitweet to kay mama pls...

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  3. OrangeNovember 30, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    hahaha... mahanap na nga ang librong ito. :)

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  4. Ka-SwakNovember 30, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    shit! napatawa ako sa fire extinguisher! haha

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  5. kikoNovember 30, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    nahep sa promotion… ayos yan, i saw that before at National

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  6. Axl Powerhouse NetworkNovember 30, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    whahhaa interesting yung book...

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  7. iya_khinNovember 30, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    lol ang kulit naman nyan!!!

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  8. bagotilyoNovember 30, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    hehe .. ang kulit lang.. :DD

    may porsyento k b pg nakabenta ng buk n ito? hehe

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  9. ZaiZaiNovember 30, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    perfect naman ang book, mahilig ako sa ganyang puro jokes, makibili nga. effective kang endorser :)

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  10. BinoNovember 30, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    gusto ko to!!!

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  11. RahDecember 1, 2011 at 1:29 AM

    hahaha... funny. :) and for 150, not bad narin. Lalo mataas din ang reader to reader pass rate niyang mga ganyang libro, sigrado maraming matatawa. :D

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  12. khantotantraDecember 1, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    @mommyrazz, green book to mommyrazz :p

    @akoni, request mo na :D

    @orange, hehehehe. hanap na

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  13. khantotantraDecember 1, 2011 at 6:41 AM

    @ka-swak, ganun kalaki kaya ni girl :p

    @kiko, yep, sa nbs sya makikita

    @axl, tama.

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  14. khantotantraDecember 1, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    @iya, heheh, kulit nga

    @bagotilyo, wala po. review lang to

    @zaizai, lols, endorser talaga

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  15. khantotantraDecember 1, 2011 at 6:55 AM

    @bino, :D buy na

    @rah, not bad talaga

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  16. BorisDecember 3, 2011 at 2:41 AM

    lols katuwa naman yung sa fire extinguisher XD

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  17. UnknownDecember 13, 2017 at 12:53 PM

    Hi! Any idea where can I get this book din? Im trying to look at National, di available sakanila. I hope to hear from you soon. Thanks! :)

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  18. UnknownDecember 13, 2017 at 12:54 PM

    Hi! Any idea where I can avail this book? bady needed for xmas gift. thanks!

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